bibliophileap:

psychic-sylveon:

1nsomnizac:

ask-bot:

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

you just woke up

take a nap

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amberpandaa:

former-fatty:

continuants:

fabledmuses:

Found my cat.

AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT

THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

@mattchillasaurus

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blueberrygoth:

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

(via wicked-honktraband)

dammitbroly:

I’M GONNA PISS

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pangur-and-grim:

I had to lock The Slug in a room temporarily, and she Slugged pathetically by the door for the full 8 minutes

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shorthalt:

arctic-chameleonus:

shorthalt:

my favorite scp ever is scp 1171 and i just discovered them yesterday.

they live in a different dimension and can only communicate through writing on the constantly foggy windows of the house they inhabit. their name is beauremont. and they just. fucking hate humans. it’s so funny. and the best part is that they befriend someone in our dimension who works for the scp, not realizing that they’re human, and so that human is just sorta their roommate now because they’re the only one who doesn’t piss beauremont off. it’s so fucking funny.

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My thembro Beauremont got fucking catfished

it’s been over a week and i still haven’t recovered from this absolutely fucking stellar addition to my post. this is literally so fucking funny.

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iragin:

as a switch i only spend half the day as a top so. not until sundown

what happens if ya do it before that

pillow princess syndrome

slut-rabies:

the fact that i don’t have heart shaped pupils is a fucking tragedy

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

gallusrostromegalus:

moonblossom:

hiddenlacuna:

saathi1013:

hiddenlacuna:

hobbitystmarymorstan:

styleandpanachee:

yall ever heard about ao3s next of kin policy

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..hmmm..

Who wants to be executor of my smut?

…is this supposed to be considered weird? I don’t get it.

I think it’s more that it was an unexpected feature. I’m glad it’s there.

Yeah I actually found it while prepping for brain surgery, and was incredibly relieved that it was a built-in feature and not something I’d have to leave convoluted instructions about or whatever. It’s a bit morbid, sure, but it’s a great feature.

…an unexpected but very appreciated feature.

Another reminder that AO3 was created by women who’ve been in fandom for decades and have gone through the loss of fandom friends and had to worry about what to do with this little accidental shrine.

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official-mugi:

expcake:

official-mugi:

official-mugi:

official-mugi:

official-mugi:

official-mugi:

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A short manga about a cute assassin from Toshiya Wakabayashi, mangaka of Tsurezure Children

He tried posting it on reddit but couldn’t figure out how to so he just copied someone else’s post

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I will protect this man with my life.

Another thing

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He actually redrew one of the panels since the original animal pun couldn’t translate

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Great news everyone! Part 2 is finally in English

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https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1064723124992671744

PART 3!!!!

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https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1067951550524354561

Heads up–Toshiya Wakabayashi is selling a PDF of the first chapter’s English version on pixivBOOTH for only 324 yen (that’s $2.86 USD)! PayPal can be used to pay!

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https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1068727753170534400

Thanks for addding that. I’ll be grabbing it.

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youareawolfqq:

Every time he does this she gets curious but also scared.

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

kadabura:

I made a little tune but I didn’t know what to use it for. So. I made this.

perfect use

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